Raid Dodger
Every raid mechanic you’ve ever died to, distilled into one arena. No rotation, no DPS meter — just you, the floor, and an escalating barrage of things you should not be standing in. One hit ends the run. Your survival time is the only parse that matters.
One hit kills. Swirlies detonate where they’re telegraphed, beams fire after the warning blink, shockwaves have exactly one gap, void zones spawn under your feet — and after fifty seconds, something starts hunting you.
WASD / arrows to move · or hold and drag on touch screens
The mechanics
Swirlies detonate on a timer. Beams telegraph, blink, then fire. Shockwave rings have exactly one safe gap. Void zones spawn under your feet and persist. Sound familiar?
The escalation
Spawn rates climb the longer you live, telegraphs get shorter, and at fifty seconds a hungering orb starts following you around like a personal grudge.
The training
Jokes aside, this is genuine raid-awareness practice: tracking multiple telegraphs, prioritizing threats and never standing still. Your mythic raid leader thanks you.